don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less
I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.
this story was wild from start to finish
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU